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Ugh. Dirty handed sweaty foreheads. Iowa sounds AWESOME #sotu 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

The way she says “France” is disturbing #sotu 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

@annmariebrok her head moves but her eyes stay still…she’s like a human Segway 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

Seriously…seriously…when did it become ISIL? 🔄 0 👍 1 Original URL

@DisneyPixar pixar’s Inappropriate State of the Union Tweet Inc? 🔄 0 👍 3 Original URL

More like breadboard bags…am I right #sotu 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

My robot feet were protected by bread bags #sotu 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

This Joni Ernst is the most realistic audio-animatronic I’ve seen #sotu 🔄 0 👍 2 Original URL

RT @meg_doherty_: @gxwalsh I watched the whole #SOTU and didn’t find any hidden Mickeys. 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

While getting an autograph, I would hand the president an authorization to build a DeathStar #sotu 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL