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#underthedome take place in Maine? Don’t they have jackets? Why are they so cold?Of all the states to freeze, Maine seems unlikely to faze 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

Under Armour changed the posters at their world headquarters from Vaughn to Gisele. 5yo daughter: is she a skier? Why is she in a cage? 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

Id love to see the marketing meeting:Let’s make a pink gun to sell to girls #pinkghetto http://t.co/rDIyIsp1cO 🔄 1 👍 2 Original URL

@ChipChantry Maybe their iPhones broke from the rain down in Africa. 🔄 0 👍 1 Original URL

With all the things we spend money on in Baltimore, a giant rubber duck visiting us can’t be out of the question. http://www.citylab.com/design/2014/09/the-rubber-duck-artist-must-be-stopped/379577/ 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

My sweet new bike. I love end of season yard sales. http://t.co/8jQ1G5TTgc 🔄 0 👍 1 Original URL

RT @baltimoresun: Heroin in Baltimore and the difference between reality TV and documentary filmmaking. http://bsun.md/1vV9KKG 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL

If you would have told 10yr old Greg that he would be using a laser at work, he wouldn’t have believed you #ubalt http://t.co/GXRtJj8WcZ 🔄 1 👍 0 Original URL

YAY! We have mounted police in #pattersonpark ! I’m not sure if that outweighs having kids with medieval maces but nonetheless, it is great 🔄 1 👍 0 Original URL

I’m going to use a permanent Search and Replace function on my email so every line is in all caps and ends with STOP… 🔄 0 👍 0 Original URL